He is not just any ordinary superhero, no not even Chuck Norris will attempt to battle him. He is skilled as an assassin, trained higher and beyond a Navy Seal, he makes Jack Bauer ponder the meaning of life. He is precise, strikes quickly, doesn't worry about anyone who gets in his way. To sum it up (which is truly impossible), he is the most skilled gamer to ever walk the face of the earth. He doesn't believe that gambling pertains to him. To him it is always skill, he is THE GAMBLIN DUKE.
His knowledge of the games he plays is vast, and he makes claims that only the genius can lament. Like "I invented the check raise" or "The Bellagio high hand jackpot used to exist." He is loved by the ladies and envied by the men, he is THE GAMBLIN DUKE.
He reads his opponents like a book, chapter by chapter page by page, while he becomes knowledgeable and more energized, he wears them down, to a point where they feel tattered and beaten. Soon he will strike, taking away the elements that they need to be successful. He removes their ability to reason, their common sense is destroyed, he is able to see into their souls, he is THE GAMBLIN DUKE.
So now you need not ever wonder why this man of magnificence is who he is, he just is. He is so mysterious that scholars claim that his family history just disappeared like his last opponents chips as he showed down his full house. He is an international man of mystery, a gentleman you could only wish to have the pleasure to sit besides, he is THE GAMBLIN DUKE.
A link to what just may be the only remnent of THE GAMBLIN DUKE'S heratige:http://www.victorianweb.org/history/pms/wellington.html
Author: El Diablo "The Fighting Chicken"
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Remember that it was yours truly who came up with the idea of casting Chuck Norris, playing himself, as leader of the Decepticons.
My brother and I originally thought of legendary Las Vegas performer Wayne Newton for the role. The idea of Newton standing among thirty-foot tall robots and ordering them to effect the demise of Optimus Prime seemed right.
But now that the reviews are coming in, it's safe to say Norris was the best possible choice.
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