$1 - $2 No Limit
Start 2:15pm
End 9:15pm
Total Hours: 6 (1hr Dinner Break)
# of Bets Called Pre-flop, then fold to re raise: 4
# of Hands: 276
# of Flops: 52
# of Turns: 14
# of Pots Won: 9
# of Showdowns: 3
Total Profit: (+215)
Hourly: $35.83/hr
Today's session a lot like the last, I folded while everyone raised constantly. I will be honest it it so hard to not limp in early position with 9-8 Suited. OK I'll be more honest I did limp with 9-8 suited in early position a couple of times. I did start off the session with a few hands, I had KK twice in the first hour & AQ once.
The times I had Kings, I raised both times, and both were from the Under the gun position. I raised to $20 on both, one hand I got 2 callers the other I got no callers. The one time I got two callers I bet $65 on the flop of 8c 7s 6s and a guy with a stack of $97 smooth called. The turn card was the 3c and I put enough out there to put him all in. Then as Mike would say he "went into the tank." He started looking stressed and thinking, mike said out loud "Is he serious?" Finally I went from my stoned cold poker face, to laughing as I could not hold it anymore. What in the world did this guy call the flop with, that he could not call the turn with for $32. After a minute had gone by he folds, Mike and I start laughing out loud and he exclaims, "He must have had the straight, he wouldn't bet again if he didn't."
Wow, this guy was serious, it is funny because the type of play was outlined by Angel Largay in his book 'No Limit Texas Hold Em - A Complete Guide." In this book he talks of getting a player to lay down a straight flush draw when the guy was getting more then the right odds to call. This just goes to show how some people lose their minds the opposite way occasionally.
With AQ I won $120 when i check raised a guy who was about to shove it all in on a Qd 8h 3c flop. Just as he was about to push, someone said, "That guy hasn't played a hand in a hour, I wouldn't call him." He said, "Thanks for he free information," and then mucked his hand.
For the most part I did not do too much crazy this session. I did play one hand, where it didn't matter what two cards I had, I was going to play this hand against the player who raised off the button. He had raised a lot of hands, and this time I felt he actually had a hand this time. But more specifically I thought he had JJ so I was looking to make a play at him if the flop was in my favor.
So here is how the hand played out. First I should mention to this point, maybe 4 hours into the session I have not had to show down a hand. Every time I have placed a big bet I have won, and every time I have called someone down they have folded on a bluff and conceded the pot.
I was in the Small Blind with the 8d - 5d. The button raised to $20 and I cold called. He immediately had a concerned look on his face, but I knew he would still bet the flop no matter what it was. Another player who had limped called so we went 3 ways to the flop for $20ea. The flop was Kc 7h 5c, I knew that I could steal this pot with a move. I checked, the limper check and the button bet $20 again. I instantly called, wanted to give the look of strength. The limper was a pretty loose player and he thought then called. The turn, was my money card the Ac, I checked so did the limper and the button. Now the river was the 4d. I led out with a bet of $75, the limper thought for a long time, and in fact I thought he was going to call, but he mucked as did the button. I acted as though I was breathing hard, and showed down my had. Someone goes oh he had two pair, the button said, "NO, just a pair of 5's!!" He had sarcasm in his voice. Well needless to say the button lost his entire stack over the next three hands and then bought in and lost that stack also.
The worst part of this session was the kid from New York. I nicknamed him Proactive cause he had heavy acne on his cheeks and nose, and his hyperactivity. It also did not help that he showed up at the table with a Half Yard Margarita.
This kid was truly amazing, besides coming up with nicknames that were offensive in nature then intent he had the whole table flustered. I am usually cool about these type of players, as I have been known be talkative a time or two. Even the cool head of Mike was being tested when he was having the nickname "Chin" hurled at him every time he had chips in a pot. But I think his most classic move was when he got into a showdown with a player and was check raised, he looked the guy in the eyes and said, "Do you have this beat?"
It kills me when I see these things happen at the Poker table, I call it 'Getting Rewarded for Stupidity'. Maybe one day I will write a book about it and even use that title. I could outline all of the classic times people have lost their minds while I was at the table or against someone I know. Here is an example I found on You Tube .
In this hand the players were all in preflop and the player with KK was a 92.12% favorite to win the hand on the flop. Bad beats happen, I just wish it wasn't so common.
Overall it seems to have improved my game, playing a bit more tight. I will continue to keep a log of these hands every session and track my results. I think I am working towards becoming a better player, soon I may be able to upgrade from table Donkey to Jackass.
Mr. Ed